Here's a quick translation for Charles Ganske, the man who mistook this for the real thing:
I smoked it.
It kicks ass!
By 2010 - 60 tons of weed from 1 ha.
'Plan' is one of the words for pot in Russian slang (more - here).
The last line doesn't translate too smoothly - it should be Yedinaya Rossiya (United Russia) - but it's Yebimaya Rossiya instead...
Anyway, great job, Charles! Учи олбанский!!! :)