Here's the first one, of a sam durak variety ("what, me an ass-kisser? no, you are!"):
What I see is how Putin kick your xoxlopiteki's azzez and how prAFFeSor Yanyk and Dioxin Cheeks Yush wash with kisses Putin'z azz.
And here's the second, from a Soviet-time creature known as anonimnyi klyauznik - an anonymous complainer:
You are a weird character, mamzel Khokhlova! Watch your words. I don't think you have more than one ass. Ne ischci priklyucheniy na zadnicu - as "moskali" say. BTW, why don't you write in Ukrainain, dear freedom child? You don't get paid for it and Ukrainian speakers are not you target audience?
Disgusting, is all I can say.
[Edited in for better flow on Thursday] - a comment from my dear friend Sasha:
Try not to read too much of that crap. Don't forget you're still breastfeeding.
This one should be good for my milk, Sash jan:
Can you say some positive about Putin sometimes?
Dear Anonymous #2,
Aren't there enough of those who do say nothing but positive things about him all the time? Seriously, though, I think it's very good that Putin is not tall - I don't like tall men.
Thats pretty funny. behavior is standard for person which came to Moscow from ex-soviet repulic - complex mixture of hate and envy.
Dear, whats the point in Ukranian blogs written in english from Moscow? what is your target audience?
about Iran and F14. do you know that Iran neibor, Pakistan has Atomic weapon? that Pakistan secret service helped to rebels in Aghanistan agains US army? why US dont press on Suadits who finance fanatic islamic movement all around the world?
why democratic journalist Politkovskaa is hated inside Russia?
try to think about it. and dont forget to return to Kiev - Im sure they need a lot of educated ppl. no point in sitting in un-democracy Moscow.
try to stop writting that much crap. go find boyfriend, go to the club, its winter - u can ski, etc