Thanks to one good-looking but very dumb cop, I'm a pravoporushnyk now - a criminal, almost.
Anyone who loses his or her passport in this country becomes one and is subjected to a 17-hryvnya fine (nearly $3.5).
And it doesn't matter that my passport had been stolen - as long as there are idiots who can't or aren't willing to do the paperwork properly, I'm the one who broke the law, a pravoporushnyk.
Fighting them is a bit too time-consuming and a real pain in the ass.
So I hope they'll choke on my 17 hryvnias - and the asshole cop will never get promoted out of his shitty office somewhere at Rusanivka.
Maybe I'll write more about it later. Maybe not.
I'm really pissed right now.