Here's Mishah's idea on how they could save Yushchenko's ass more or less gracefully (though with Irina Gerashchenko's pathetic attempt, it may be too late now...):

Yushchenko should convince his son to auction his car and his cell phone - and then they should donate all the money to an orphanage.

Wouldn't that be nice.

Me, I had a similar idea about the oranges: Mykola Bazhan should have told his nephew Yevgeniy Lauer to take all the oranges from the fridge and share them with his friends at school.

Too late for Bazhan, not too late for Yushchenko.